Some Basic German

This came from the link Erika put on my blog comment for my last post - but just in case you didn't look it up, I thought it was absolutely hilarious and so am re-posting it here for laughs. :D


Dog: Barkenpantensniffer


Dog Catcher: Barkenpantensniffersnatcher


Dog Catcher's Truck: Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen


Garage for Truck: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus


Truck Repairman: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker


Mechanic's Union: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe


Doctor: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker


Nurse: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper


Hypodermic Needle: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticken


Backside: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz


Piano: Plinkenplankenplunkenbox


Pianist: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder


Piano Stool: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat


Piano Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle


Fathers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe


Mothers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowentellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers


Automobile: Honkenbrakenscreecher


Gasoline: Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen


Driver: Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker


Auto Mechanic: Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer


Repair Bill: Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste

(from http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/german.htm)